"Laughter the best medicine!" - "The lie clock"

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Malach Hashakron and he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

Malach Hashakron answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Avrohom Avinu’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he
never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

Malach Hashakron responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'


'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Hashem’s office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.