tomorow night wich is thursday the bunk will have a reunion at mendys house at 6:00pm his adress is 1267 president st beetween brooklyn , new york. hope to see you there
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys it's zalmy I hope ou know about it already but if you don't
There was a mess up between Mendy and shloimy with the bunk in the kinus so what we have to do is basically make sure that everybody signs up into one bunk. We already started making on bunk but we need to make sure that you sign in to the same bunk as yosef rappaport and Chaim peikarskie I think they r in bunk lamed tes
There was a mess up between Mendy and shloimy with the bunk in the kinus so what we have to do is basically make sure that everybody signs up into one bunk. We already started making on bunk but we need to make sure that you sign in to the same bunk as yosef rappaport and Chaim peikarskie I think they r in bunk lamed tes
Thursday, November 17, 2011
devar torah
בס"ד
DEVAR TORAH PARSHAS CHAII SARAH
BY: Zalmy Wolosow
By the whole story of when Avraham went to buy a plot of land to bury Sarah his wife the posuk uses a language that was contradictive. Avraham said I am a גר ותושב, meaning גר a stranger and ותושב a inhabitant.
Rashi explains; that what Avraham meant was that, if you are going to give me no problems and sell me the land than I am going to be to you as a stranger and if you will give me problems and not sell me the land than I will be to you as an inhabitant and then its mine from inheritance. So an obvious question is, that Hashem promised Avraham’s SEED the land in the FUTURE and not to Avraham now! So how can he claim the land from inheritance NOW?
The Rebbe explains; this is what Avraham meant. If the people would refuse to sell avraham the land than they would forfeit the land all together and Avraham would receive it. Meaning that the whole reason In the first place why the people had the land, is so they would hold the land temporarily for Avraham. So this is what the posuk meant!
HAVE A GREAT SHABOS!!!!!!!
Joke
One day a preist walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the preist asked: how much do I oh you?
the barber replied: oh don't worry it's free.
the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 bottles of wisky from the preist as a thanks.
on the second day a monk walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the Monk asked: how much do I oh you?
the barber replied: oh don't worry it's free.
the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 bottles of brandy from the Monk as a thanks.
on the third day a Rabbi walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the Rabbi asked: how much do I oh you?
the barber replied: oh don't worry it's free.
the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 rabbis standing outside his door for FREE haircuts.
Joke!
A Rabbi dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Rabbi and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Shocked, the Rabbi does so. The angels march out of the gates and encircle a man who has also approached the gates. The man is an Egged bus driver (Egged, pronounced like egg-head without the h, is the Israeli tour bus company.) The joyous parade of angels carry the bus driver in ahead of the Rabbi.
When the parade is gone, an angel returns to the Rabbi and says, "You can come in now." The angel begins to lead the Rabbi inside alone. The Rabbi, somewhat confused, says, "I'm not one to make waves or anything, but I need to know something. I think I've been a good Rabbi. I've worked hard all my life. Why is it that the Egged bus driver gets led in by a band of angels ahead of me?" The angel says, "Well, frankly, Rabbi, whenever you preached, people slept. But whenever he drove, people prayed."J
a joke!!
a man walked to the farm to watch the cows be milked. he saw a fly in the bucket of milk. So he asked the farmer how come? the farmer answered "it went in one ear and out the oder LOL ha
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
פרשת חיי שרה
In recent years the custom for girls to light שבת candles before their marriage has come back. this actually isn’t a new custom it is actually very old and is indicated here by רש׳י We see that רבקה lit שבת candles even before she was married, for only later did after יצחק took into “the tent of שרה his mother and watched her candle burning the whole week, did he take her as a wife. If in fact, it was mainly the observance of this מצוה that proved יצחק was suitable to marry רבקה, the mother of כלל ישרא
Sunday, November 13, 2011
get involved in the blog!!!!!!
i just figured how to post a video , it takes a bit of time , but slowly i will start posting video , i have so many !!!!!!!
and enjoy the jokes i posted!!!
and enjoy the jokes i posted!!!
Points to ponder!
-If Wal-Mart is lowering their prices every day, how come nothing
is free yet?
-If Path mark is opened 24/7, how come the doors have locks?
-Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Have a thoughtful, cheerful and Ponderful day! Remember (as the saying goes) “don’t think to hard”!
is free yet?
-If Path mark is opened 24/7, how come the doors have locks?
-Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Have a thoughtful, cheerful and Ponderful day! Remember (as the saying goes) “don’t think to hard”!
"Laughter the best medicine!" - "The lie clock"
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Malach Hashakron and he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
Malach Hashakron answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Avrohom Avinu’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he
never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
Malach Hashakron responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Hashem’s office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
Malach Hashakron answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Avrohom Avinu’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he
never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
Malach Hashakron responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Hashem’s office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
joke!!!!!!!
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those (censored)s deducted $95.00 in taxes.
“A story to inspire!” - "The Blind Boy"
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.”
There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.
That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?”
The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.” What he had written was:
“Today is a beautiful day, and I cannot see it.”
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were NOT blind.
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.
That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?”
The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.” What he had written was:
“Today is a beautiful day, and I cannot see it.”
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were NOT blind.
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Dvar Chassidus On the Parshah
The פסוק says that the מלכים ate the food which אברהם gave them and רש"י says that “they pretended to eat.” it seems that אברהם didn’t do the מצוה of הנכת אורכים because they didn’t actually eat it and אברהם interrupted his “conversation” with ‘ה for no reason and how can we learn about הנכת אורכים and it is greater than talking to ‘ה from a story with no real guests? Generally חסד the focus is mainly on the results with the exception of הנכת אורכים which is mainly about the good shown by the host which means that אברהם did the מצוה in the best way without real guests
Sunday, November 6, 2011
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Kinus Hashluchim
Hi guys
just wondering, ho is going to the kinus?i am
if you want to answer just click in the bottom of this post were it sais 0 coments or just click on the title and just coment.
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