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http://www.chabadofsharon.com/media/pdf/602/ZvUQ6022062.pdf

Riddle

Question:

I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?

Answer:

A book

Question:

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.
What is it?
Answer:
A window

 

Question:
 A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
Answer:
It was empty

hey guys whats up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how r all you guys doing? how is your chanukah? as velvel says, "how is you derah bitachtonim doing". its been so long since ive talked to you all.

im not on the comp so much now thes days because im preparing for my bar mitzvah and its getting very hecktick, so it will be a bit harder to keep in touch but i will to my best.

we got to keep in touch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


have a wonderful/freidlachin HANUKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Mivtzoim Story

Once there was a Bochur who used to put on Tfillin with someone who every week would put on Tfillin with someone. The Bochur asked another Bochur to go instead of him a few weeks later he realized the second Bochur couldn't convince him to put on Tfillin. the first Bochur went back with the second Bochur and convinced the guy to put on Tfillin. The following week they came back and "you saved my life "the guy said, "last week when you left I got into my car drove a few feet when a trackter trailer flantend the whole car except the front were I was sitting." From then on he started putting on Tfillin with the second bochur.

HAPPY CHANUKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

A poor Jew finds a wallet with $700 in it. At his shul, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy Jew has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it. Quickly he locates the owner and gives him the wallet. The rich man counts the money and says, "I see you have already taken your reward." The poor man responds, "What are you talking about?" The wealthy Jew continues, "This wallet had $750 in it when I lost it." The two men begin arguing, and eventually they come before the Rabbi. Both men present their case. The poor man first, then the wealthy man who concludes by saying, "Rabbi, I trust you believe me." The Rabbi says, "Of course." The rich man smiles, and the poor man is devastated. Then the Rabbi takes the wallet out of the wealthy man's hands and gives it to the poor man who found it. "What are you doing?" the rich man yells angrily. The Rabbi responds, "You are, of course, an honest man, and if you say that your missing wallet had $750 in it, I'm sure it did. But if the man who found this wallet is a liar and a thief, he wouldn't have returned it at all. Which means that this wallet must belong to somebody else. If that man steps forward, he'll get the money. Otherwise, it stays with the man who found it." "What about my money?" the rich man asks. "Well, we'll just have to wait until somebody finds a wallet with $750 in it!"

Joke

Someone wants some prices to build a house The Irish builder price is $500,000.... "How did arrive at that price?" asked the person " $200,000 labour, and $300,000 for materials. The Scotish builder charges $600,000 $300,000 labour and $300,000 for materials. The Jewsh builder charges $750,000 The contractor said "how did arrive at that figure?" "Easy" sais the Jewish builder " $250,000 for you, and i will get the Irishman to do the job

yosef the video that you posted did you post it on collive? becouse i saw a video but i couldnt watch it couse my internet wasnt working

guys i just put on תפלין on sunday by the ohel and it was pretty nice wish you guys could have been there

hhhhhheeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooo

hello how come the last person that wrote something is chaim and before that no one really wrote enything for a long time

im in oliey tora learning
oley tora chay!!!!oley tora chay!!!!oley tora chay!!!!

MY BAR MITZVAH IS IN A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOS COMMING

Yosef and his Brother Juggling