MY BAR MITZVAH INVITATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.chabadofsharon.com/media/pdf/602/ZvUQ6022062.pdf

Riddle

Question:

I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?

Answer:

A book

Question:

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.
What is it?
Answer:
A window

 

Question:
 A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?
Answer:
It was empty

hey guys whats up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how r all you guys doing? how is your chanukah? as velvel says, "how is you derah bitachtonim doing". its been so long since ive talked to you all.

im not on the comp so much now thes days because im preparing for my bar mitzvah and its getting very hecktick, so it will be a bit harder to keep in touch but i will to my best.

we got to keep in touch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


have a wonderful/freidlachin HANUKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Mivtzoim Story

Once there was a Bochur who used to put on Tfillin with someone who every week would put on Tfillin with someone. The Bochur asked another Bochur to go instead of him a few weeks later he realized the second Bochur couldn't convince him to put on Tfillin. the first Bochur went back with the second Bochur and convinced the guy to put on Tfillin. The following week they came back and "you saved my life "the guy said, "last week when you left I got into my car drove a few feet when a trackter trailer flantend the whole car except the front were I was sitting." From then on he started putting on Tfillin with the second bochur.

HAPPY CHANUKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

A poor Jew finds a wallet with $700 in it. At his shul, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy Jew has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone who returns it. Quickly he locates the owner and gives him the wallet. The rich man counts the money and says, "I see you have already taken your reward." The poor man responds, "What are you talking about?" The wealthy Jew continues, "This wallet had $750 in it when I lost it." The two men begin arguing, and eventually they come before the Rabbi. Both men present their case. The poor man first, then the wealthy man who concludes by saying, "Rabbi, I trust you believe me." The Rabbi says, "Of course." The rich man smiles, and the poor man is devastated. Then the Rabbi takes the wallet out of the wealthy man's hands and gives it to the poor man who found it. "What are you doing?" the rich man yells angrily. The Rabbi responds, "You are, of course, an honest man, and if you say that your missing wallet had $750 in it, I'm sure it did. But if the man who found this wallet is a liar and a thief, he wouldn't have returned it at all. Which means that this wallet must belong to somebody else. If that man steps forward, he'll get the money. Otherwise, it stays with the man who found it." "What about my money?" the rich man asks. "Well, we'll just have to wait until somebody finds a wallet with $750 in it!"

Joke

Someone wants some prices to build a house The Irish builder price is $500,000.... "How did arrive at that price?" asked the person " $200,000 labour, and $300,000 for materials. The Scotish builder charges $600,000 $300,000 labour and $300,000 for materials. The Jewsh builder charges $750,000 The contractor said "how did arrive at that figure?" "Easy" sais the Jewish builder " $250,000 for you, and i will get the Irishman to do the job

yosef the video that you posted did you post it on collive? becouse i saw a video but i couldnt watch it couse my internet wasnt working

guys i just put on תפלין on sunday by the ohel and it was pretty nice wish you guys could have been there

hhhhhheeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooo

hello how come the last person that wrote something is chaim and before that no one really wrote enything for a long time

im in oliey tora learning
oley tora chay!!!!oley tora chay!!!!oley tora chay!!!!

MY BAR MITZVAH IS IN A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOS COMMING

Yosef and his Brother Juggling

hi bunk yud zain

tomorow night wich is thursday the bunk will have a reunion at mendys house at 6:00pm his adress is 1267 president st beetween brooklyn , new york. hope to see you there

guys go to bunk lamed tesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

tomorow im going in to crown heights!!

yea its bunk lammed tes

go on it

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys it's zalmy I hope ou know about it already but if you don't

There was a mess up between Mendy and shloimy with the bunk in the kinus so what we have to do is basically make sure that everybody signs up into one bunk. We already started making on bunk but we need to make sure that you sign in to the same bunk as yosef rappaport and Chaim peikarskie I think they r in bunk lamed tes

devar torah

בס"ד

DEVAR TORAH PARSHAS CHAII SARAH

BY: Zalmy Wolosow

By the whole story of when Avraham went to buy a plot of land to bury Sarah his wife the posuk uses a language that was contradictive. Avraham said I am a גר ותושב, meaning גר a stranger and ותושב a inhabitant.

Rashi explains; that what Avraham meant was that, if you are going to give me no problems and sell me the land than I am going to be to you as a stranger and if you will give me problems and not sell me the land than I will be to you as an inhabitant and then its mine from inheritance. So an obvious question is, that Hashem promised Avraham’s SEED the land in the FUTURE and not to Avraham now! So how can he claim the land from inheritance NOW?

The Rebbe explains; this is what Avraham meant. If the people would refuse to sell avraham the land than they would forfeit the land all together and Avraham would receive it. Meaning that the whole reason In the first place why the people had the land, is so they would hold the land temporarily for Avraham. So this is what the posuk meant!

HAVE A GREAT SHABOS!!!!!!!

Joke

One day a preist walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the preist asked: how much do I oh you? the barber replied: oh don't worry it's free. the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 bottles of wisky from the preist as a thanks. on the second day a monk walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the Monk asked: how much do I oh you? the barber replied: oh don't worry it's free. the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 bottles of brandy from the Monk as a thanks. on the third day a Rabbi walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the Rabbi asked: how much do I oh you? the barber replied: oh don't worry it's free. the next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 rabbis standing outside his door for FREE haircuts.

Joke!

A Rabbi dies and goes to heaven. As he's approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Rabbi and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Shocked, the Rabbi does so. The angels march out of the gates and encircle a man who has also approached the gates. The man is an Egged bus driver (Egged, pronounced like egg-head without the h, is the Israeli tour bus company.) The joyous parade of angels carry the bus driver in ahead of the Rabbi.
When the parade is gone, an angel returns to the Rabbi and says, "You can come in now." The angel begins to lead the Rabbi inside alone. The Rabbi, somewhat confused, says, "I'm not one to make waves or anything, but I need to know something. I think I've been a good Rabbi. I've worked hard all my life. Why is it that the Egged bus driver gets led in by a band of angels ahead of me?" The angel says, "Well, frankly, Rabbi, whenever you preached, people slept. But whenever he drove, people prayed."J

a joke!!

a man walked to the farm to watch the cows be milked. he saw a fly in the bucket of milk. So he asked the farmer how come? the farmer answered "it went in one ear and out the oder LOL ha

zalmys hanochas tefilin

today was zalmy wolosows hanochas tefilin...mazal tov

here a litle video

Kinus

Who is going to NY??

Camp Pictures

פרשת חיי שרה

In recent years the custom for girls to light שבת candles before their marriage has come back.  this actually isn’t a new custom it is actually very old and is indicated here by רש׳י We see that רבקה lit שבת candles even before she was married, for only later did  after יצחק took into “the tent of שרה his mother and watched her candle burning the whole week, did he take her as a wife. If in fact, it was mainly the observance of this מצוה that proved יצחק was suitable to marry רבקה, the mother of כלל ישרא

Mazel Tov

Mazel Tov on all of the Hanachas Tefillin that are happeninig this week

get involved in the blog!!!!!!

i just figured how to post a video , it takes a bit of time , but slowly i will start posting video , i have so many !!!!!!!
and enjoy the jokes i posted!!!

velvel in camp play , funny!!

Points to ponder!

-If Wal-Mart is lowering their prices every day, how come nothing
is free yet?

-If Path mark is opened 24/7, how come the doors have locks?

-Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Have a thoughtful, cheerful and Ponderful day! Remember (as the saying goes) “don’t think to hard”!

"Laughter the best medicine!" - "The lie clock"

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Malach Hashakron and he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

Malach Hashakron answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Avrohom Avinu’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he
never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

Malach Hashakron responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'


'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Hashem’s office.

He's using it as a ceiling fan.

joke!!!!!!!

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those (censored)s deducted $95.00 in taxes.

“A story to inspire!” - "The Blind Boy"

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please help.”
There were only a few coins in the hat.
A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.
Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.
That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, “Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?”
The man said, “I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.” What he had written was:
“Today is a beautiful day, and I cannot see it.”
Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?
Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were NOT blind.
Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.

yosef and his brother jugling

http://vimeo.com/31790516

chaims coming to New York in one week and five days

Dvar Chassidus On the Parshah

The פסוק says that the מלכים ate the food which אברהם gave them and רש"י says that “they pretended to eat.” it seems that אברהם didn’t do the מצוה of הנכת אורכים because they didn’t actually eat it and אברהם interrupted his “conversation” with ‘ה for no reason and how can we learn about הנכת אורכים and it is greater than talking to ‘ה from a story with no real guests? Generally חסד the focus is mainly on the results with the exception of הנכת אורכים which is mainly about the good shown by the host which means that אברהם did the מצוה in the best way without real guests

chaim's bar mitzvah is 18 Nissan

im going to ny in 2 week and im staying there for 2 months in olei tora!!!

also eli steinhouser

yossi dechter in mishmor

gut shabos

yes im going .

every day i change bunk so im waiting till everybody registers.

if your going to the kinus post yes

mendel marcuses is 17 cheshvan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY NACHAS TEFILLIN IS IN 13 DAYS (19 CHESHVAN)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

com on guys lets get this blog rollin

i just posting crazy stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow chaim

such a nice blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kinus Hashluchim

Hi guys

just wondering, ho is going to the kinus?i am

if you want to answer just click in the bottom of this post were it sais 0 coments or just click on the title and just coment.

Welcome dear campers of bunk yud zayin!!!

Tayere chevre , bochrim of the best bunk ever , bunk yud zain .

we came a long way , and i could say that i definitely see how our bunk is still the best bunk in camp, and keeping in touch together at least for the most of us and even those that don't have or check there email , they r as well very much involved, amazing !!! keep it up.

we are holding number 6 in the weekly newsletter , for now we r putting it on hold , and instead we want to get everybody involved.

so thanks to Chaim Piekarski for putting together this amaising blog , we r now able to (not just recieve the weekly newsletter once a week and knowing while we r reading it ,that everybody else in the bunk is reading it as well, (and btw even people not in the bunk read it, and really liked it) keep intouch together on a basis when any of us have time to come on to the blog and to post a comment, picture , etc. obvioslly only chasidishe things and if we keep it going it will be a very nice thing for u and the rest of the bunk who r in far places around the world, and will definitely keep us to stand together as one and our name is, Bunk Yud Zayin . ( thank you very much Chaim Piekarski for giving us the ability of staying together bachdus and of course a bit of entertainment when we have time on our hands. )